Your kitchen drawers hold the secret to creating stunning abstract watercolors.

WHAT?

No, I'm not talking about making a salad. I'm talking about that plastic spoon you use for your yogurt. That fork sitting in your drawer. These humble tools are about to become your ticket to creating bold, vibrant abstract paintings that'll actually make people stop and stare.

This uses the same methods professional abstract artists use to create gallery-worthy pieces... but with a unique twist that lets you skip the fancy brushes, the complicated techniques, and the soul-crushing perfectionism that's been keeping your paintings stuck in "meh" territory.

And I can show you exactly how in the next 5 hours.

HERE'S THE PROBLEM:

You're tired of painting along with videos and ending up with faded copies that scream "amateur hour."

Your half-finished watercolors are gathering dust because you're never quite sure when they're "done."

You buy workshops. You buy courses. You buy supplies. But your walls are still bare and your family still doesn't see you as a "real" artist.

WITHOUT spending years in art school...

WITHOUT mastering complicated techniques first...

WITHOUT needing a single reference photo or pencil sketch...

EVEN IF you've never painted anything abstract before...

EVEN IF your current paintings look washed out and timid...

EVEN IF you've convinced yourself you're "not creative enough" for abstract work...

You can create five original, bold, exhibition-ready abstract watercolor paintings in 5 hours.

IMAGINE…

…The look on your family members’ faces when they see stunning works of arts framed and up on your walls.

“Who painted this?“ they ask.

“I did”, you slyly admit.

“I want one!” they cry! “I want one of these on my wall! Can you paint one in [insert their favorite team] colors?”

THE SECRET?

An unusual method that flips traditional watercolor teaching on its head. No brushes. No careful blending. No "staying in the lines." Just pure, spontaneous creativity with tools you already own.

MY NAME IS CINDY BALE TANNER.

I'm a watercolor artist who stopped painting for 43 years. College happened. Corporate happened. Retirement happened.

In 2018, I picked up a brush again. Since then? I've won ribbons for six of my abstract watercolor paintings.

If you're anything like me, you're exhausted from paint-along videos that leave you feeling like a creative fraud.

YOU SEE, I USED TO THINK I needed to master "proper" techniques before I could create anything worth hanging.

The problem is, that perfectionism was killing my joy. My art felt stiff. Lifeless. Like bad karaoke versions of someone else's work.

Then I discovered something: After every realistic painting, I started doing abstracts to unleash my spontaneous creativity. Those abstract sessions? Pure magic. The most relaxing, expressive, peaceful, and exhilarating art I make.

THIS MAKES A DIFFERENCE BECAUSE...

Abstract painting isn't about following rules. It's about breaking free. It's about putting YOUR voice on the canvas without worrying whether the tree looks exactly like a tree.

Your lifelong artist dream? It doesn't require decades of practice. It requires permission to play.

AND THIS METHOD WORKS EVEN IF you've never created anything original before. Even if every painting you've done has been a paint-along. Even if you think you "can't do abstract."

USING THIS COURSE, YOU CAN:

Complete your first original abstract watercolor in under an hour. Frame it. Hang it. Watch your family's eyes go wide when they realize YOU made that.

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

I didn't wake up one day knowing how to teach this. After I started painting abstracts, I realized most watercolor courses obsess over realism. Landscapes. Florals. Still lifes. All gorgeous, but where's the course that says "grab a spoon and go wild"?

I created this course because you deserve a break from precision. You deserve to feel like a real artist NOW, not five years from now.

YOU CAN DO WHAT I DID – experiment for months, waste paint and paper trying to figure out what works, and slowly discover your style through trial and error...

OR YOU CAN GET THIS ONLINE COURSE that condenses everything I've learned into 5 hours of training that'll have you creating original, bold abstracts immediately.

There's no fluff. No theory about color wheels you'll never use. Just five painting assignments that'll transform blank paper into art you're proud to display.

You can use this even if you're a complete beginner. Even if you've never bought a tube of concentrated watercolor. Even if you think your kitchen tools should stay in the kitchen.

HERE ARE 5 THINGS YOU'LL DISCOVER:

• The "stopper method" I used to sign one of my abstracts (no, seriously – I used the stopper from a bottle of watercolor, and it looked incredible)

• Why bright, bold colors are your secret weapon for creating paintings that don't look washed out and amateur

• The exact moment to STOP painting (this alone will save you from overworking and ruining perfectly good pieces)

• How to create texture and movement without a single fancy brush – just tools from your kitchen drawer

• The permission slip you've been waiting for to create art that's purely YOURS (no reference photos needed)

HERE'S THE DEAL:

I created this course by distilling years of experimentation into 5 simple painting assignments. Each one builds your confidence and pushes you to work bolder, looser, and more spontaneously.

I've cut out all the junk and theory so you can dive in today and finish your first abstract watercolor tonight.

DON'T LET THE 5 HOUR FORMAT FOOL YOU.

It's compact, but years of practice and ribbon-winning paintings went into developing this method. It truly is one simple shortcut you can use to jumpstart putting framable art on your walls so your family and friends will finally see you as a real artist.

DON'T DO WHAT I DID.

You probably don't want to waste months experimenting with techniques that don't work. You don't want to keep buying workshops that leave you with more half-finished paintings.

I've made the mistakes so you don't have to. You can get the method "done-for-you" and bundled in an easy-to-follow online course. It's like having a ribbon-winning abstract artist on your shoulder, guiding every brushstroke (or spoon-stroke).

HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU GET:

• 5 Hours of Online Training ($197 value)

• 5 Abstract Painting Assignments ($75 value)

• Suggested Supply List (so you don't waste money on stuff you don't need) ($20 value)

• How to Frame Your Abstract Watercolor Painting ($30 value)

• Lifetime Access to All Materials ($47 value)

• Bonus: Two just for fun videos showing me developing this method with two abstracts currently hanging in my local art gallery ($50 value)

• Email Support for Your Questions (Priceless)

TOTAL VALUE: $419

YOUR PRICE TODAY: $27

ENROLL BELOW BEFORE I COME TO MY SENSES

MY GUARANTEE:

I will answer any of your abstract watercolor painting questions by email.

You get lifetime access to this entire online course for your $27.

ENROLL BELOW TO START PAINTING BOLD ABSTRACTS TODAY

UNSURE IT'S WORTH A MEASLY $27?

HERE'S WHAT ELSE YOU'RE GETTING:

• The confidence to create art that's 100% original and 100% YOU (no more feeling like a copycat)

• A method for finishing paintings instead of abandoning them half-done (you'll actually know when they're complete)

• The secret to making your family stop in their tracks and say "Wait, YOU painted that?"

• Five complete paintings you can frame and hang by the end of the week

• 90 days of email access to ask me questions as you work through the course (no other course at this price point offers this)

WHY IS IT ONLY $27?

Because I'm not some fancy art school charging thousands for techniques you'll never use. I'm a retired artist who wants you to experience the pure joy of abstract painting without breaking the bank.

Plus, I remember what it felt like to think "real" art required years of training. It doesn't. And I want to prove that to as many people as possible.

IF YOU WANT TO:

• Stop buying art supplies that sit unused in your closet

• Finally create paintings you're excited to show people

• Experience the pure creative rush of abstract painting

• Become the artist your child-self always dreamed you'd be

ENROLL BELOW NOW FOR JUST $27

This is less than ordering takeout twice. Skip a couple of lattes this week. Cancel one streaming service you never watch. For the cost of a cheap dinner, you're getting a lifetime skill that'll fill your walls with original art.

This $27 price won't last forever. Eventually, I'll realize I'm massively undercharging for lifetime access and email support, and this price will go up.

WARNING:

You WILL make mistakes with this method. Your first painting might look weird. You might use too much water or not enough color.

Good.

That's the whole point. I've made all these mistakes (and then some), and I'll show you exactly how to turn them into happy accidents that make your abstracts even better.

FINAL CALL:

You can keep buying workshops that leave you uninspired. Keep following paint-along videos that make you feel like a creative imposter. Keep waiting for "someday" when you're "good enough" to call yourself an artist.

Or you can grab a spoon, enroll in this course, and paint your first bold, original, gallery-worthy abstract watercolor today.

YES, I'M READY TO PAINT WITH KITCHEN TOOLS – I’M ENROLLING BELOW NOW

See you on the other side of boring,

Cindy Bale Tanner

p.s. Seriously, grab a plastic spoon before you start. You're about to discover why fancy brushes are overrated.

p.p.s. All of the “My Most Recent Watercolor Abstracts” shown below were painted with tools from my kitchen.